I would scrape my knee for this

I have a confession to make... I don't know how to ride a bike. When I was at the age that most people learn to bike I was turned off by the possibility of getting seriously scarred or injured. (my arm used to pop out of socket and I had nose bleeds as a child)

It never bothered me, I can skate/rollerblade , (I could do it as soon as I strapped them on) and I love walking. I do occasionally get slightly jealous when I see girls riding their beach cruisers in the summer time, which brings me to the The Madsen Precious Cargo BikePrecious indeed, Oh the places I'd go on this bike, I would name her Breehy-hinny-brinny-hoohy-hah (hoo-ha for short) she will be my steel and plastic steed.

I want this bike, which means I have to learn how to ride a bike ,which means I might get hurt or dirty. Long story short I would get hurt and dirty for this bike. It retails for $1,299 is that a lot for a bike ? Lucky for me I don't have to worry about paying for it, because I am going to steal win one if you click here

via The Scoop